Santa(after watching a boxing match): Crap, I am disappointed, it's over in 2 minutes.
Jeeto: Good, now you know how I feel.

Added By: Rishi M

Coakroach's last words to a guy who is about 2 kill him. "You are just jealous dat I can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can"

Added By: Tina

One cool definition 0f HIGH HEELS - It is a device invented by short girls who were tired of being kissed 0n their forehead ;-)

Added By: Avneet

Never try to hide your secrets froma person who can read ur eyes becoz the one who read ur eyes is alwz an expert in reading ur mind.

Added By: Sheenu

Rose is acclaimed for grace
Advocate is acclaimed for case
Horses are acclaimed for race
But
Smile Is acclaimed for your face
So accumulate Smile.

Added By: Mahesh