Seinfield and George went to an Indian Restaurant and asked the Indian waiter, "Hey, tell us, are there any Indian Jews from India."

Just a new immigrant waiter answered "Me don't know but sure ask cook". He came back with a guilty look and said, "Sorry no Indian Jews please."

George got upset and yelled, "Of course there are Indian Jews like every where else in the world. I don't trust you. At one time Jews never had a country so Jews grew everywhere and definitely there are Indian Jews."

Scared, trying to get visa, the waiter ran back to kitchen and came with a trembling voice, "Sir me ask everybody there, cook, other waiters, cleaning lady, manager, but apologies, we don't got no Indian Jews, but we have Mango Juice, Badam Pista Juice, Ice Cream Juice but no Indian Jews to drink, Sorry."